- Godwin's Law: Cobol
- Murphy's Law: C
- Ship of Theseus: Java
- Olber's Paradox: Perl
- Godel's Incompleteness Theorum: Ada
- Cars/Libraries of Congress: Fortran
- Russel's Paradox: LISP
- Fermat's Last Theorum: Assembly
- The Peter Principle: C++
- Clarke's First Law: Python
- Clarke's Third Law: Smalltalk
- Sturgeon's Law: Visual Basic
- Okrent's Law: Prolog
